A man was sitting next to a minister on an airplane. "You look nervous," said the minister. "Are you all right?"
"I'm scared stiff," said the man. "What goes up must come down."
The minister talked with the man about his salvation, and soon he dedicated his life to the Lord. "Do you see things differently now?" asked the minister.
"Yes, Reverend," he said. "If we go down, I go up."