Calm down, the iBible is just a joke, but not too far off from reality. Someone emailed me about the “YouVersion” - a Web 2.0 experiment that marries social networking, virtual collaboration, and blogging, to the Bible. Its sort of a glorified myspace meets wikipedia with an obvious marketing rip-off of the multi-billion dollar youtube. At first I thought it was a joke, taking a snark at the self-centered ness of American evangelicalism - here is a bible that’s all about you; but sadly the makers of the youversion do not report to jest at all. They want you to insert your favorite links, upload pictures of your cat, and add homemade video to your favorite scripture passages to create your very own customized electronic canon. To their credit, I signed up and as far as I can tell, at least they stop short of allowing folks to edit the texts itself. Bummer, because I was sort of looking forward to inserting myself next to Moses in parting the Red Sea, naming some random animals with Adam, and walking on water. Perhaps I could even slay Goliath, storm Jericho, surf the Sea of Tiberias, and have the 144,000 bow down and worship me. Queue commercial - “The you version - Its all about you - what do you want to believe today?”